#44 If you're good at something, never do it for free
#7 If you have to lie, be specific
#13 Never, ever, involve a lawyer
#39 There's no such thing as a coincidence
#3 Never be afraid to ask out the prettiest girl in the room
-You'd be surprised how often it works
#62 "Alot" is not a word, and while we're at it, you probably don't know what irony is yet...
#11 When the job is done, just walk away
#484 Never own a pet you can't take out for a walk (Exception: Falconry)
#26 Request the late check-in
#25 Take her to Paris
#4 Don't screw over a buddy
#16 If a street performer makes you stop in the street, you owe them a couple of quid
#11 If I can't see your shirt cuffs, your suit jacket doesn't fit properly
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